Cresty
The act of foreplay where someone rubs toothpaste on their face.
James: I heard Jackson sent Jamie a picture of a cresty.
Xaver: That's just wrong.
Xaver: That's just wrong.
Cresty
A nickname for Ryan Seacrest, preferably used by his fandom.
Did you see Cresty on Larry King last night? He was so into the Clyan.
crestie
A shortened version of the word crested gecko. These are medium sized geckos found on New Caledonia, which have grown increasingly popular in the reptile hobby.
Bro, you want to buy a crestie at the reptile expo today?