Crevicesexual
A crevicesexual is someone who is not picky about the rod they ride or the holes they fall in. You can be fat, skinny, white, black, gay or straight. A crevicsexual only thinks about an orgasm.
Him: Dude... my cheating ex now identifies as straight.
Her: You mean, he's crevicesexual?
Her: You mean, he's crevicesexual?