Crevier
a rusted, metallic, mustard colored string of anal beads. In ancient Mayan society, it was used to punish treason and occasionally tame horses.
"Hey Dad should I put this on the Christmas tree?"
"No honey thats no ornament, its a crevier."
"A what?"
"An anal bead. Slut."
"No honey thats no ornament, its a crevier."
"A what?"
"An anal bead. Slut."