Cricket dick

When somebody says something stupid Or does something nobody gives a fuck about you just hit em with the “cricket dick”

noun An insult used on males to insult the size of their penis... Also just generally hilarious.

I name for annoying people who have a small dick

Commonly known as crabs. Some other sever cases are known as saber tooth dick cricket.

a faggot who makes to much noise and pisses you off

Another word for Dick Rider; a fake friend who is jocking you because you're either popular or in a lane that they want to take from you. And when you can't help them, they hop off and hop on the to next dick like a cricket.