Criez
A way of portraying how upset you are when saying "I'm crying" is too mainstream. Can be said both sincerely or sarcastically.
Oh no, that bitch deleted me on facebook, I'm so upset, lol... criez.
Oh ma gawddddddddddd!!!!11111111111111one11111 Barry just dumped meh criez.
Oh ma gawddddddddddd!!!!11111111111111one11111 Barry just dumped meh criez.