Crime against nature
When a very hot woman is with an unattractive man.
That guy's either got a big dick or a lot of money, cause that's a crime against nature!
crimes against nature
Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.
Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.
Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.
Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.