Crime Scene Oil
What you call the blood stain at a crime scene to make it less disgusting and creepy.
"Lay down there, be the body."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."