Crimson Diddler
A fiery redhead known to sport an obviously pedophilic moustache and glasses of the 70's shooting variety that make one thing incredibly clear... He's got his sights set and he's aiming to diddle. He is the walking embodiment of a police sketch artist's depiction of a ginger deviant.
Did you see that panel van drive by? Get your kids inside, that thing belongs to the Crimson Diddler!