crimson warrior
A penis after sex involving bleeding, primarily due to period juice.
Russell had sex and walked away with a crimson warrior
One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior
This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.
I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.