cripple biscuits
what one may have been eating prior to a poor performance.
Biscuits that, when consumed, reduce someone's prowess (at sport for example) to that of a cripple
Biscuits that, when consumed, reduce someone's prowess (at sport for example) to that of a cripple
"John was playing brilliantly in the first half, now he's shite, he must have been eating cripple biscuits at half time"
crippled biscuit
simply when one's biscuit becomes broken and crippled.
lee: OMG my biscuit is broken ;(
phoebe: it's not broken, it's crippled !
lee: oh darn it, i now own a crippled biscuit.
phoebe: LOL!
phoebe: it's not broken, it's crippled !
lee: oh darn it, i now own a crippled biscuit.
phoebe: LOL!