Cripps

A large error. A mistake with large consequences.

Derived from Dave Cripps - chief disastoror extrodinaire.

To be absolutely useless with all forms of technology, if they touch anything it will go wrong or break.
Also commonly uses the words goat or muppet.

To be a complete and utter dobber. particularly when posting on an internet football forum. He likes to suck dick, particularly that of Scottish men named marc.

When beginner scooter/moped riders, accidentally use the throttle instead of the break and crash into hilarious objects such as gates.

Probably a Crippled bitch with dementia and diagnosed with dumb cunt disorder. Has the brain of a pea and the humour of someone living in 2011. Prolly gonna get convicted for manslaughter if they become a nurse.

Full name for the swaggiest of the swaggy. A man who enjoys long walks on the beach and ducking at video games (Namely PubG). He tries very hard but never quite achieves the chicken dinner. He is often sighted with his notorious pal Mr. Nosleeves. But I can't state fully enough.. how bad he is at video games! Its bad. Like, bad.

A woman,usually addicted to drugs, alcohol or both that hooks up and cohabitates with a male on disability. That way she always knows that there is a guaranteed government check arriving like clockwork plus she is always eligible for food stamps. She knows that due to the crippled person she is riding not much sex is involved plus she has a babysitter for her twice a month child visitation days. Always a plus to a cripp rider are the prescription pain pills her mule can acquire for her.