cripto
n. Potent marijuana. See crypto.
"Will you sell me some of that cripto, big smoker?"
Cripto
Updating your social networking profile with a cryptic/enigmatic statement that suggests you may be experiencing some distress.
Usually this is followed by a concerned friend publicly quizzing you as to the nature of your anguish, to which you reply " I don't want to talk about it on here!"
Usually this is followed by a concerned friend publicly quizzing you as to the nature of your anguish, to which you reply " I don't want to talk about it on here!"
Cripto Level One: " :( "
Cripto Level Two:: "Meh?"
Cripto Level Three: "Why me?"
Cripto Level Four: "Why do people treat me like this?"
Cripto Level Five: "You'll miss me when I'm gone!"
Cripto Level Two:: "Meh?"
Cripto Level Three: "Why me?"
Cripto Level Four: "Why do people treat me like this?"
Cripto Level Five: "You'll miss me when I'm gone!"
ultra cripto blumpkin
similar to a standard blumpkin, with the difference being the receiver is performing an upper deck.
I walked in the bathroom at the party and timmy and jill were doing an ultra cripto blumpkin (getting a hummer while doing an upper deck).
CRIPtOE LAD™
CRIPtOE LAD™ is the REAL Cryptoland. It's a place with many tourist attractions such as Shrek's outhouse, the wall of NFTs, and more!
WOAH BROS is that the REAL CRIPtOE LAD™???? WOAH LET'S SEE SHREK'S OUTHOUSE