Crisjob
the act of chugging Crisco olive oil and then giving a blowjob, using only the sweet, juicy oil as lubrication.
"yeah, marty gave jimmy the sickest Crisjob last night. we used 3 bottles."
"babe, i'd like to take our relationship a step further. can i give you a Crisjob?"
"no way bro. you did NOT just try to give me a Crisjob. i'm not into that gay shit!!!!"
"babe, i'd like to take our relationship a step further. can i give you a Crisjob?"
"no way bro. you did NOT just try to give me a Crisjob. i'm not into that gay shit!!!!"