Crispo

A small, but a lovable person. Also a good punching bag.

a short but lovable piece of garbage. also a good punching bag.

Norwegian chocolate.
Also the name of this whiner on EFnet.

When you invite an ugly chick out to a picnic on top of a plateau. Must be on the sunniest, hottest day of the summer. You seduce her into having sloppy outdooor sex with you. Then you jizz on her chest and parachute off the side of the plateau with all of her belongings. Leaving her stuck at the top with the sun beating down on her naked chest that's covered with semen.