Crisp packet
To find the top corner of a football goal
Ben found the crisp packet with the outside of his right boot
crisp packet
an alternative to using a condom
'please can we have sex'
'no - I haven't got a condom'
'that's ok - I have a crisp packet we'll use that instead.
'no - I haven't got a condom'
'that's ok - I have a crisp packet we'll use that instead.
Crisp packets
Ejaculating into salty crisp packets as an alternative to the female form
The back of Andy's Tesla is full of crisp packets - and they're all stuck together.....looks like he's been using the crisp packets again!
not on my side of the crisp packet
A way to decline something that you wouldn't like to happen .
"Davids having christmas party are you going to have one?"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"