crispy cum
when you cum and then fry your cum
"damn i cummed everywhere then i fried my cum so it was nice and crispy, crispy cum."
"where the fuck did you get this idea"
"where the fuck did you get this idea"
Crispy cum
That sticky thing you find on your bed sheets after you wake up
Person 1: dude i had a shit ton of crispy cum on my sheets this morning!
Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less
Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less
Crispy cum
The Cum dried on your bedsheets after a really nice fuck
Ya me and Julia did it so good there's some crispy cum left