Crispy fries
Refers to a dry and chapped wenis (the skin on the outside of your elbow)
You've got crispy fries, you should get some lotion for them
crispy fried
burnt to a fucking crisp
that minimarshmellow is crispy fried.
super crispy fried rice
When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.
person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!
Fried Crispy
Another term for being sunburned. Usually a person who is fried crispy has a relatively moderate sunburn which could entail some peeling. Being fried crispy usually occurs when a person is too stupid, or too stubborn, to apply sunscreen before being outside during the spring and summer. Having red or blonde hair and light skin also gives a person a higher likelihood of being fried crispy.
Person 1: Wow, you've got a really bad sunburn!
Person 2: Awww man! I'm fried crispy!
Person 2: Awww man! I'm fried crispy!
Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck
When you fuck someone using Fried Food as Sex tools.
Yo I gave my Girlfriend a Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck last night
What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck
Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down
hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!