Crispy tits
Tits (also known as boobs) that have been sunburned so bad that they turn crispy and bright red in color. These kinds of tits may peel so bad that you are able to pick off an ocean of skin.
Boil and brew went to the beach and came back with sore crispy tits
Crispy tits
When your tit's (boobs) get sunburned and turn crispy after a while and red
Wow I have crispy tits from going to the beach
Crispy tits
When you get a sun burn on your boobs and they turn red and crispy.
That girl must go to the beach alot because she has crispy tits