Cristmas
The late December holiday of good spirits and gift giving. Like "Christmas," but for those who arent religious. The "H" is strategically removed, so there is no "Christ" in Cristmas.
Person 1: Hey! Merry Cristmas!
Person 2: I thought you're atheist and dont celebrate Christmas?
Person 1: I don't. Theres no H in my "Cristmas," so no religious affiliation. Just goodwill and presents.
Person 2: I thought you're atheist and dont celebrate Christmas?
Person 1: I don't. Theres no H in my "Cristmas," so no religious affiliation. Just goodwill and presents.
cristmas
the only day where people can flex with their electricity bill.
neighbour1: hey look at my bill its 467
neighbour2: pathetic, mine is 543
neighbour3: amateurs
neighbour 1&2: WHAT!
neighbour3: *shows bill of 3695*
cristmas
neighbour2: pathetic, mine is 543
neighbour3: amateurs
neighbour 1&2: WHAT!
neighbour3: *shows bill of 3695*
cristmas