Crite
Crite - correct and/or right
Bill: "Does 2 + 2 = 4?"
Fred: "Crite!"
Fred: "Crite!"
Crite
Crite - A derogatory term you can use when there's people around you can't swear near.
Crite - Cross between Crap/Shite.
Crite - Cross between Crap/Shite.
*Teamate being an ass on an online game* STOP DICKING AROUND AND PLAY THE GAME YOU LITTLE CRITE!
*This movie was a load of crite, totally predictable.
*This movie was a load of crite, totally predictable.
Crite
From the word critter meaning monster or mob in a video game. This term started with my friends and I while playing the first Doom. I believe my uncle coined the term. Variations can be like: Boss Crite, Floaty Crite, Explodey Crite, etc.
Loads of crites come out of that door, kill them all.
That was one baddass demon crite.
That was one baddass demon crite.
Crites
A traitor to their own college. He roots against his own school's teams.
Student #1: Our teams gunna win!
Student #2: Nah the other teams got it in the bag
Student #1: Stop being such a Crites
Student #2: Nah the other teams got it in the bag
Student #1: Stop being such a Crites
Crited
To blow a large load all over a girls face.
Guy 1: So how did last night go?
Guy 2: Dude i crited her.
Guy 1: Nice
Guy 2: Dude i crited her.
Guy 1: Nice
Clayton Crites
A synonym for "gimp" or "gimpy".
Derived from a fat white kid that made the high school golf team on his third attempt (Junior year); this is mostly characterized by his gimped left arm, which he can't straighten.
Derived from a fat white kid that made the high school golf team on his third attempt (Junior year); this is mostly characterized by his gimped left arm, which he can't straighten.
Jesus, his golf swing is a Clayton Crites.
Holy shit man, when Jeff has got a Clayton Crites shot.
Holy shit man, when Jeff has got a Clayton Crites shot.
Hippo-crite
A hippo-crite is a term used for when fat person makes fun of another fat person based on weight. The average hippo-crite will most likely wear a big sweater so that their fat won't jiggle as much, they usually target a person who is either the same size of him/her or bigger. In some rare cases a hippo-crite will sometimes insult someone who is smaller than him/her( like chubby or slightly plump). The best thing you can do when you see a hippo-crite in action is to quickly and without mercy, call them out on their BS, point out the sweater that he/she wears and if needed, make an example of them. Trust me, a reality check would really help them out in the future.
hippo-crite: HA! look at this fat ass with his double whopper tits. Was your body naturally born made of jell-o.
You*calling him out*: Oh please bitch when you take off your jacket, your gut and tits imitate a waterfall. You take small steps so you don't quake the earth and wear a big ass sweater so that your gut won't imitate ocean waves whenever you breathe. Your such a hippo-crite
You*calling him out*: Oh please bitch when you take off your jacket, your gut and tits imitate a waterfall. You take small steps so you don't quake the earth and wear a big ass sweater so that your gut won't imitate ocean waves whenever you breathe. Your such a hippo-crite