Critler

The act of scoring a critical hit upon Hitler using a bomb.

In times of extreme bowel urgency one might find a pressing need to "critler" and relieve the pressure that comes before critting Hitler. One word can express this urgency accurately.

A critler is another way of saying, "I need to go crit hitler", or "The 50 cal is out of ammo...time to go crit hitler."

"Critting" refers to the act of dropping a duece or "bomb" in the toliet.

Critting got its meaning from RPG games, where you critical attack someone.

In this case you are critical attacking hitler with you're facilities...

The most common use of this word is on instant messaging, when typing out, I need to go take a crap is just not cool enough and/or takes too long to type out.

Critler; n.: A player of an RPG (role playing game) board game who, after declaring an attack on another player, consistently and inconveniently rolls the dice in such a way as to get a "crit" (short for 'Critical Hit'), resulting in the loss of one or more players. This player may or may not target 1 or more Jewish players of for-said game.

An insult to someone who heavily abuses critical hits in a video game like Overwatch, Team Fortress 2, etc.