Crit Pig
A criterium pig is a little heavier than a roadie and may smell a little funny from time to time. They're always desperate to race their bikes, rolling around in a pigsty, they call a criterium track. When push comes to shove - with little white envelopes awaiting - they get ready to drop a shoulder and open their snouts, while putting their curly tails in the air to go for the win!
Man, that guy is racing criteriums so much! He's turned into a real Crit Pig.
Have you seen the way Jonny get to the front of a criterium race at the end! What a Crit Pig.
Have you seen the way Jonny get to the front of a criterium race at the end! What a Crit Pig.