Crittercize
The act of criticizing someone when you yourself cannot perform such a task. Usually comes from the mouth of a poser.
"Hey dude don't crittercize the turn on my last wave, you can't even turn."
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crittercism
Refers to assorted eyebrows-raising, tongue-clucking, finger-wagging, and other disapproving gestures and verbal actions regarding your liking certain living beings other than humans.
Aside from people's negative emotional responses to your enthusiasm regarding non-homo-sapien friends, da term "crittercism" could also refer to sounds and/or actions dat come from said animals themselves if they are less-than-pleased wif something dat you are doing, such as making them take a bath, removing food-containers from which they were gluttonously over-indulging, and so on.
crittercal condition
In dire straits due to rodent infestation.
In The Pied Piper of Hamlin, things were in a really crittercal condition before said musician showed up.