Crockpot mouth
A symptom of someone who is possibly inebriated or perhaps just saying something sinister that is too far fetched to be true, but they can still put it in a sentence because apparently anything sounds good in it.
Dave: “finally, I found someone who will do this cocaine with me”
Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”
Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”