crocodial
A telemarketer or other phone-obsessed "reptile" who incessantly calls everyone in da phone book, either to feed them some hard-sell song-and-dance, or just to waste their time wif a lotta bu**s**t jibba-jabba.
I am on the National So-Bot-Call List, but since when do those money-hungry crocodials follow da law???
Crocodialing
When you pretend to text or call someone to look like you are occupied in an uncomfortable situation.
That party was terrible! I didn't know anyone so i was crocodialing all night.
Crocodial
When some dumb motherfucker butt dials you, and you listen in to find out all the bullshit they been telling you ain't true.
I found out my bitch was cheating on me when she crocodialed me, and I heard that other nigga with her.