Ahorn
A term which may used interchangably with asshole, as well as an endearing term for a person who just did something silly, stupid, laughable or downright absurd. Can also be used as an exclamation of frustration.
"Ugh all guys are ahorns"
"Did you just wet yourself? You freakin' ahorn!"
"I lost my wallet! AHORN!!!!"
"Did you just wet yourself? You freakin' ahorn!"
"I lost my wallet! AHORN!!!!"