crook ass
A person who's the culprit of a bad attitude, shit personality, and questionable life decisions.
He is giving me such a shit look, what a crook ass.
Crooked Up The Ass
Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.
Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."