Crooked Hillary
Any female who does not have the same beliefs as you. See Lyin' Ted
Dude, she believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster! What a crooked hillary!
Crooked Hillary
Coined by Donald Trump during his 2016 election campaign to describe his penis. In an attempt to gain an edge over his opponent, ontop of his unethical campaigning strategies, in confidence he would joke about how hillary would screw over people like how his crooked hillary screwed prostitutes.
"Yeah, he sure talks a lot of big talk, but for a guy with a tiny penis, he still has a crooked hillary.