Crookeding
Verb: The act of making something crooked by some strange means
Alle was crookeding some trees over the weekend when she was smashing her cousings new go kart into them.
crookeded
to break or dislocate one's fingers
"Hey Jon, come over here so I can crookeded your"
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crookedize
the act of making something crooked or not straight; the act of putting something out of place.
"Good! I have that shelf in there straight now!" . . . " okay, fine, I will crookedize it later!"