Cropportunity
a favorable juncture of circumstances when a person realizes the need to fart and can do so by relieving the need (farting) in a area occupied by other people and then vacating the scene.
My boss never passes up a cropportunity, he is a true cropportunist.
cropportunity
A situation where one discovers a picture would be much more attractive with one or more individuals removed.
Me: I really like this picture, but Michael's in it.
Joe: What a perfect cropportunity.
Me: Done and Done.
Joe: What a perfect cropportunity.
Me: Done and Done.