crossfit baby
A CrossFit baby is a child born as the result of two crossfitters having an extramarital affair.
Jane is getting a divorce because she is having a CrossFit baby with John. I guess she thought having sex was part of the WOD.
crossfit baby
A CrossFit baby is a child born from two people who were previously married but had an affair with another partner at CrossFit.
Those crossfitters had a CrossFit baby and are now both getting a divorce.