Crotch Bomb
Child, offspring, rugrat, demon seed, etc.
"Man, she's drunk - where's her kid at?"
"She left her little crotch bomb at her mothers house so she could go out, get drunk and pull a train on those guys who were in town for the NASCAR race."
"Noice."
"She left her little crotch bomb at her mothers house so she could go out, get drunk and pull a train on those guys who were in town for the NASCAR race."
"Noice."