Crotch Button
A term used to describe an unattractive person.
Polar opposite of "Cute as a button"
Ugly
Polar opposite of "Cute as a button"
Ugly
Rachel: "You're cute as a button, Paul."
Caitlin: "No he's not."
Paul: "Shut up Caitlin, if you were a button you'd be the least attractive button. You'd be the button on the crotch of someone's pants. You'd be a crotch button!"
Caitlin: "No he's not."
Paul: "Shut up Caitlin, if you were a button you'd be the least attractive button. You'd be the button on the crotch of someone's pants. You'd be a crotch button!"
Button Crotch
Term for a really annoying person, who is being difficult, similar to a button crotch on shorts.
Nick was kept refusing to pay his portion of the dinner bill. He was being a real fucking button crotch about it.