crotch cake
A woman's vagina.
Joey: Hey Jim, do you like crotch cake?
Jim: No, the thorns go all over my face every time I eat some.
Jim: No, the thorns go all over my face every time I eat some.
Crotch cake
When you drop your pancake on your crotch.
Damn! Dropped my pancake on my crotch, looks like I got a crotch cake.