crotch crawler
Crabs, or body lice. I know some of you had'em. Q-tip and Tribe Called Quest call'em "The Pubic Enemy". Or E-Z E once said "She's bad nobody is badder but she got more crabs than a seafood platter."
She fine, but I herd she gots crotch crawlers.
Crotch Crawlers
A ladie's pair of underwear that like to crawl in places of the unknown...
Bob to Rachael: Is everything okay down there? You're squirming around alot...
Rachael to Bob: Yeah, I'm good. Im just wearing a bad pair of crotch crawlers.
Rachael to Bob: Yeah, I'm good. Im just wearing a bad pair of crotch crawlers.