Crotchfruit
The meddlesome beings breeders create.
"Madam, could you please find it in yourself to take some measures to keep your crotchfruit out of my yard?"
crotchfruit
The uncivilized offspring of permissive or uninvolved parents.
Permissive parents fail to enforce rules and discipline on their children, because they are too busy mollycoddling them. In contrast, uninvolved parents are often indifferent, dismissive, or completely neglectful towards their children, because they are too self-absorbed to notice the child's maladaptive behavior. Hence, this makes the children of permissive or uninvolved parents maddening and babyish little crotchfruits.
crotchfruit
(n) derogatory term for a child.
"I really hate summer... my town is full of crotchfruits all the time, since they don't have to be in school then."
crotchfruit salad
an abortion
GOd damn I heard Kim is making a crotchfruit salad today! It's her 3rd one this year....