crotch grab
When one grabs their crotch. More often than not the offender is unaware of the action. This proves most hilarious when film or camera equipment is present.
Ian did a major crotch grab in the handguns movie.
crotch grab
its a word to describe a action in a fight where the user goes for the other 'victims' genitals and grabs with a tight grip
often used to 'floor' a victim
often used to 'floor' a victim
....crotch grab *victim in pain*
Friendship Crotch Grab
-Noun: the act of cementing your kinship with a gentle fondling. Establishes mutual trust. (Short: FCG)
-Noun: Exactly what you'd expect
-Noun: Exactly what you'd expect
"My bro Rob was scootin' by in the theater, so I reached over and gave him an friendship crotch grab to remind him that I care."
Academic Crotch Grab
When you get a hand job during school. In class.
"Dude, I totally got an academic crotch grab by Brittany in 3rd period!"
Catholic Crotch Grab
The odd and unexplainable tendency for Catholic teenage boys to clutch their girlfriends crotches when attempting to grab their behinds.
It's a classic case of the Catholic Crotch Grab.
reverse crotch grab
Similar to a crotch grab, but performed by a second party from behind the victim.
Oh snap, that short guy totally reverse crotch grabbed me on the dance floor.
Unconscious Crotch Grab
When, in the presence of others, one grabs or covers their genital region with their hands unconsciously, while seated in a spread-eagle position. May be a visual cue suggesting dominance, or lack of appropriate social boundaries in general.
Should not be confused with an unconscious crotch point, which may be a sign of flirting or self-aggrandizing.
Should not be confused with an unconscious crotch point, which may be a sign of flirting or self-aggrandizing.
"I was in a meeting with Joe earlier and he did an unconscious crotch grab in front of Lisa and Marie; they both looked appalled but he didn't even realize it!"