Crotchicorn
A Unicorn in a guy’s pants. Magical, beautiful, and rare because it is one-of-a-kind.
You’ve never seen a boner like mine. It’s a magical, beautiful, and rare crotchicorn.
crotchicorn
The infamous severed unicorn head duct taped and gorilla glued to someone's genitalia.
Look at how horny that crotchicorn is.
crotchicorn
it’s a unicorn in your pants. Magical, beautiful, and rare because it is one-of-a-kind.
Here always had “crotchicorn” when his hot cousin was around.