Crotch music
When someone is listening to their iPod and they hold it between their legs whilst doing something else.
John: Eww, crotch music!
Mark: Aww, come on, I'm reading the map.
Mark: Aww, come on, I'm reading the map.
music crotch
When one of your earbuds fall down and rests in your crothch.
Dude: Shit
Mate: What?
Dude: I just got a music crotch
Mate: Haha lol
Mate: What?
Dude: I just got a music crotch
Mate: Haha lol