crotch potato
similar to a couch potato. A way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having sex.
Guy 1 Dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her
Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"
Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"
Crotch Potato
A cock that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any sexual activity. Derogatory term.
Johnny Depp may be "soooo hot" but I'll bet you anything he's got one mean crotch potato..
Crotch Potato
noun:a couch potato's balls which accumulated dirt resembling a pair of dirty potatoes
man, you've been watching TV for a week straight and you never had a shower, your balls might turn into crotch potatoes
Crotch Potatoe
1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!
2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."
2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."