crotch pretzel
Any snack that you place in your crotchal region for easy access during a video game session.
Stan: Haha! I just pwned you to death!
Gary: I suppose I'll use this re-spawn opportunity to grab a crotch pretzel!
Stan: lolcano!
Gary: I suppose I'll use this re-spawn opportunity to grab a crotch pretzel!
Stan: lolcano!