crotch-squatch
when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.
omg i gave samantha a crotch-squatch and made her eat me.
Squatch Crotch
When a girl has stinky hairy vagina reminiscent of what a female bigfoot may have.
That girl I fucked with last night had the worst case of squatch crotch I've ever seen.
Squatch Crotch
When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.
Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch