Ahshan
Always a funny guy and if you're around him you're guaranteed to laugh. Kinda short with a fat ass. But there are two sides to him as he can be the largest idiot in the whole world. Is very incompetent. Does not know basic manners. Has some small ass hands and can be known for being an asshole. He loves baldies and sucks a whole lotta dick to get through his rigourous STEM major. Mfer is also probably a burger away from cardiac arrest.
Tell this mfer Ahshan to stfu and eat a salad.