crouchigol
One of the very tongue-in-cheek nicknames for English Football player Peter Crouch, based on Batistuta's famous nickmane "Batigol" (from scoring so many goals for Argentina and for Fiorentina). Also see "Hand-of-Crouch", Robot Dance, etc.
Crouchigol was piss funny while trying to do his lame "Robot Dance" celebrations when the ref carded him for cheating with his "Hand-of-Crouch" move. Rooney, pls get firing soon and save us all this embarrasment!