Crouchley
Crouchley - a crouchley is the word used to describe the feeling when, usually after sex, you have realised you've forgotten to wash your penis. This often happens a few hours or can be up to a day after the sexual act or self relief process has happened.
"I was going into the bank and realised that i was in a rush this morning and must of forgotten to clean, i feel so crouchley"
Drop a crouchley
The sexual act of farting semen back into someone's mouth after blowing your load into another man's asshole.
Guy 1: I blew so hard can you drop a crouchley
Guy2: no worries open wide.
Guy2: no worries open wide.