crowther
To Perform a Story Meant for Laughs, But incidently falls flat on its face on normal conversation.
Man 1: Ive got a cold
Man 2: oh man you just did a fucking crowther.
Man 1: Oh, My bad,
Man 2: oh man you just did a fucking crowther.
Man 1: Oh, My bad,
crowther
a duck's foot.
look at that crowther, it's covered in poo.
Crowther
When you screw something up so horribly that it is completely irreversible and unforgiveable. Also puts a damper on your day, week, month, year, and even your life.
Girl Roommate: "You hooked the jumper cables up wrong and now my car is completely dead!"
Guy Roommate: "Yeah, you really crowthered that one!"
Guy Roommate: "Yeah, you really crowthered that one!"
Crowther
Another word for a paedophile or person who dates young looking girls. Generally assumed to have a beard and wear a hood
Oh my God did you see that girl he was with he is such a Crowther
Stop Crowthering those girls
Stop Crowthering those girls
Crowther kiss
Sloppy, strongbow smelling/tasting kiss given to any unsuspecting person.
Daniel Crowther delivering a sloppy 'Crowther kiss' after several pints of Strongbow to anyone stood within a 2 meter radius. Rest in peace, legend.
Creamy Crowther
When the burning tingling sensation leading to orgasm is far beyond anything any human could possibly bare. The man pulls out his erect penis and blows his load all over himself. He then puts whipped cream all over his body and the girl eats it.
Dude, she was so good last night i even gave her a creamy crowther!
Penny Crowther
A girl who is a small assed, tiny boobed slut. She gang bangs whenever she can. Hide your man and children from her.
Man: Tonight i want a slutttt will you be mine
Penny Crowther: Yeah lemme jump on this
Penny Crowther: Yeah lemme jump on this