Crudge
The act of gingerly crouching over one's significant other, parting the buttflaps and sharting on the crown of their head while playing Candy Crush.
"Dude I totally crudged Nate last Night. It was a mess, I needed so much bleach. But at least I beat three levels."
Crudge
a feeble boy who is generally "uncool"
"get out of my way you f**king crudge"
crudged
To mess something up badly
He totally crudged that
crudge
to hog a joint or to generally be stingy.
" i wish you'd stop crudging me out and pass the spliff. "
" pass the joint you crudge."
" pass the joint you crudge."
crudge
jockstrap
"hoisted out the crudge"
crudge
a huge tit or nipple
That chick had a huge crudge!
Crudge
Corrupt judge
The judge was not honorable , the judge was a crudge.