Cruffin

The food of godliness that combines the 3 greatest foods of all time - the Pie, Muffin, and Cookie. It consists of a Pie shaped mass of cookie dough, baked until its hard and cookie like, followed by a delicious centre of chocolate chip or double chocolate chip muffin stuffing.

A cruffin is a hybrid of a croissant and a muffin.

A Cruffin is a hybrid word combining both crotch and muffin (muffin and extension of muff, meaning vagina).

A Cranberry Muffin often associated closely with monkeys muffins and the greek word for a male deers ear lobe, crunky