cruise bruise
What happens sometimes when you're skateboarding and really not paying attention to the road in front of you. Usually the smallest rock, stick, pebble, or whatever, will stop your wheel(s), causing your board to stop and you to have a bit of a spill depending on how fast you're going
Huston: Sick man, did you get that from trying to do a heel-flip 360 at SPOT the other day?
Townend: Nah man, it's just a cruise bruise.
Townend: Nah man, it's just a cruise bruise.
Cruising for a Bruising
someone who is pushing there luck and likely to become physically assulted for their actions
Rob) Can you please stop smoking in here, it stinks!
Dude) You're cruising for a bruising mate, do you wanna ask anything else?
Rob) <exits room>
Dude) You're cruising for a bruising mate, do you wanna ask anything else?
Rob) <exits room>
cruising for a bruising
when you want to punch someone
jenny is getting on my nerves, he's cruising for a bruising
bruise cruise
Slang to describe a journey that takes you into dangerous waters, or any other kind of place, or situation.
Dude, this whole day has been a bruise cruise!