cruisemania

The action of someone who.. after months of waiting in usually a pathetic life.. possibly working two dead end jobs and has multiple children.. has finally come to grips with the fact that they will be on a cruise in a week. This thought usually follows with out of the norm routines.. but not limited to.. mentally checking out of work.. ignoring people and childrens needs.. jerking off more.. over excitement for no reason.. drinking in preparation for binge nights.. writing off neighbors.. flipping off pedestrians… handing money out to pan handlers.. not watching the news.. stop answering your mothers calls… your dog peeing on the floor due to neglect.. thoughts of staying on an island and never coming back.. seeing what contraband you can sneak on the ship If no customs.. penis enlargement.. skipping therapy..running stop signs.. sleeping in (work days).. slapping yourseld randonly in public.. neglecting laundry.. eating ass (work day).. telling your ex to fuck off (no justification needed… etc